Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Harry rolled home at two in the morn
His headache was banging, wished he'd never been born

[Alex]

Harry rolled home at two in the morn
His headache was banging, wished he'd never been born
He called up the dancers, 'are yer awake luv ?

[GrannyMac]

Harry rolled home at two in the morn
His headache was banging, wished he'd never been born
He called up the dancers, 'are yer awake luv ?
I can't find my keys, lost my wallet and gloves

[klondike]

Harry rolled home at two in the morn
His headache was banging, wished he'd never been born
He called up the dancers, 'are yer awake luv ?
I can't find my keys, lost my wallet and gloves
And somehow my trousers are tattered and torn

Boris took the offered cake

[Alex]

Boris took the offered cake
Just as good as Carrie could make

[Scrumpy]

Boris took the offered cake
Just as good as Carrie could make
He knew he shouldn't take a bite

[Alex]

Boris took the offered cake
Just as good as Carrie could make
He knew he shouldn't take a bite
His trousers were already tight

[klondike]

Boris took the offered cake
Just as good as Carrie could make
He knew he shouldn't take a bite
His trousers were already tight
And his belly was starting to ache

Jill went for a walk but it started to rain

[Scrumpy]

Jill went for a walk but it started to rain
Her sidekick Jack said 'What a pain'

[Michael Rolls]

Jill went for a walk but it started to rain
Her sidekick Jack said 'What a pain'
You've forgotten your brolly

[GrannyMac]

Jill went for a walk but it started to rain
Her sidekick Jack said 'What a pain'
You've forgotten your brolly
Have you brought any lolly?

[Scrumpy]

Jill went for a walk but it started to rain
Her sidekick Jack said 'What a pain'
You've forgotten your brolly
Have you brought any lolly ?
We'll just pop back in the pub again


Annie put red lippy on for a special date

[GrannyMac]

Annie put red lippy on for a special date
The wrong side of forty, desperate for a mate

[Ruthio]

Annie put red lippy on for a special date
The wrong side of forty, desperate for a mate
She looked a real treat 😋 

[GrannyMac]

Annie put red lippy on for a special date
The wrong side of forty, desperate for a mate
She looked a real treat 😋
Except for her feet