Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Rita could spell cabbage but got cauliflower wrong
An old pedant corrected her, it didn't take long
Something one old duffer didn't even spot 
Some of us don't know much, but our spelling's pretty hot

[Scrumpy]

Rita could spell cabbage but got cauliflower wrong
An old pendant corrected her, it didn't take long
Something one old duffer didn't even spot 
Some of us don't know much but our spelling's pretty hot
Well done Granny..   Hoorah !  ... Ding Dong !!

[Scrumpy]

Betty won the raffle at the social club

[klondike]

Betty won the raffle at the social club
Some smelly bath salts to put in the tub

[Scrumpy]

Betty won the raffle at the social club
Some smelly bath salts to put in the tub
She sulked because she wanted the gin

[klondike]

Betty won the raffle at the social club
Some smelly bath salts to put in the tub
She sulked because she wanted the gin
But that had gone to that old soak Gwynne

[Alex]

Betty won the raffle at the social club
Some smelly bath salts to put in the tub
She sulked because she wanted the gin
But that had gone to that old soak Gwynne
Not to worry she thought, heading for the pub

There was a young lady from Paris

[GrannyMac]

There was a young lady from Paris
Who drove a pink Toyota Yaris

[klondike]

There was a young lady from Paris
Who drove a pink Toyota Yaris
Sad to say it broke down yesterday

[Ruthio]

There was a young lady from Paris
Who drove a pink Toyota Yaris
Sad to say it broke down yesterday
And bits dropped off it all the way

[GrannyMac]

There was a young lady from Paris
Who drove a pink Toyota Yaris
Sad to say it broke down yesterday
And bits dropped off it all the way
So she got a lift from her friend called Carys

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Sally was Christmas shopping in town

[klondike]

Sally was Christmas shopping in town
Some smelly candles, a warm dressing gown

[Alex]

Sally was Christmas shopping in town
Some smelly candles, a warm dressing gown
She maxed out her card

[Michael Rolls]

Sally was Christmas shopping in town
Some smelly candles, a warm dressing gown
She maxed out her card
which wasn't too hard

[Scrumpy]

Sally was Christmas shopping in town
Some smelly candles, a warm dressing gown
She maxed out her card
which wasn't too hard
and was left with only a pound

Beryl went to London to see the Christmas lights