Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Taffy kept a herd of sheep
His feelings for them went quite deep
He gave them all a name

[Michael Rolls]

Taffy kept a herd of sheep
His feelings for them went quite deep
He gave them all a name
But remembering them was quite a game

[GrannyMac]

Taffy kept a herd of sheep
His feelings for them went quite deep
He gave them all a name
But remembering them was quite a game
When he was trying to go to sleep

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Eddie was a steward on a big cruise ship

[Scrumpy]

Eddie was a steward on a big cruise ship
He made cocktails which the posh people sipped

[klondike]

Eddie was a steward on a big cruise ship
He made cocktails which the posh people sipped
Some folks of course were far from posh

[Alex]

Eddie was a steward on a big cruise ship
He made cocktails which the posh people sipped
Some folks of course were far from posh
They had no finesse , but loads of dosh

[GrannyMac]

Eddie was a steward on a big cruise ship
He made cocktails which the posh people sipped
Some folks of course were far from posh
They had no finesse , but loads of dosh
Footballers' wives with new boobs and lips.

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He had a mate called George who was cabin crew

[Scrumpy]

He had a mate called George who was cabin crew
And a singer/dancer who's name was Lou

[Michael Rolls]

He had a mate called George who was cabin crew
And a singer/dancer who's name was Lou
Together they made quite a trio

[GrannyMac]

He had a mate called George who was cabin crew
And a singer/dancer who's name was Lou
Together they made quite a trio
And when the ship docked in Rio

[Michael Rolls]

He had a mate called George who was cabin crew
And a singer/dancer who's name was Lou
Together they made quite a trio
And when the ship docked in Rio
They showed what three dancers could do!


A lazy young schoolboy from Nuneaton

[Alex]

A lazy young schoolboy from Nuneaton
Discovered his lunch had been eaten

[Michael Rolls]

A lazy young schoolboy from Nuneaton
Discovered his lunch had been eaten
when demanding 'oo dun it?'

[Scrumpy]

A lazy young schoolboy from Nuneaton
Discovered his lunch had been eaten
when demanding 'oo dun it'
Some one cried ' Fat Billy wannit'

[Scrumpy]

A lazy young schoolboy from Nuneaton 
Discovered his lunch had been eaten
when demanding 'oo dunit'
Some one cried ' Fat Billy wannit'
The rest of this limerick has me beaten

December 04, 2023, 08:19:10 PM
Harry rolled home at two in the morn