Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

The window cleaner got a shock
Scrumpy had just taken off her frock
Bright red knickers with a black bra
Dancing to the radio Ooh la la!

[Alex]

The window cleaner got a shock
Scrumpy had just taken off her frock
Bright red knickers with a black bra
Dancing to the radio Ooh la la!
She was always fond of a bit of hard rock !

A painter who lived in North Wales

[Scrumpy]

A painter who lived in North Wales
Was partial to loving just males

[Alex]

A painter who lived in North Wales
Was partial to loving just males
His boyfriend called Gwilym

[Michael Rolls]

A painter who lived in North Wales
Was partial to loving just males
His boyfriend called Gwilym
was ever quite willin'

[klondike]

A painter who lived in North Wales
Was partial to loving just males
His boyfriend called Gwilym
was ever quite willin'
To do the dance of the seven veils

Essex girls can be so funny

[Scrumpy]

Essex girls can be so funny
They have big lips and are called 'Hunny'

[klondike]

Essex girls can be so funny
They have big lips and are called 'Hunny'
Their boyfriends are all big and tough

[Scrumpy]

Essex girls can be so funny
They have big lips and are called 'Hunny'
Their boyfriends all are big and tough
They deal in Motors, Jewels and Dodgy stuff 

[GrannyMac]

Essex girls can be so funny
They have big lips and are called 'Hunny'
Their boyfriends all are big and tough
They deal in Motors, Jewels and Dodgy stuff
They shout 'alright' and brag about money.   💴 

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Dougie liked wearing the kilt every day

[klondike]

Dougie liked wearing the kilt every day
Except when the wind blew a particular way

[GrannyMac]

Dougie liked wearing the kilt every day
Except when the wind blew a particular way
He crossed his legs, his sporran held tight

[Alex]

Dougie liked wearing the kilt every day
Except when the wind blew a particular way
He crossed his legs, his sporran held tight
Holding on to his jewels with all his might

[klondike]

Dougie liked wearing the kilt every day
Except when the wind blew a particular way
He crossed his legs, his sporran held tight
Holding on to his jewels with all his might
All was well til his kilt started to fray.

Taffy kept a herd of sheep

[GrannyMac]

Taffy kept a herd of sheep
His feelings for them went quite deep