Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Alfie was a dame in the Christmas show
Well padded chest, hair up in a bow
Red lipstick , pink rouge, done up to the nines
But Alfie had a problem remembering his lines
So he had to impovise just like an old pro

Whatever happened to salesmen at the door?

[GrannyMac]

Whatever happened to salesmen at the door
The housewives friend with bargains galore

[Scrumpy]

Whatever happened to salesmen at the door
The housewives friend with bargains galore
A mop for the floor and a brush for the loo

[GrannyMac]

Whatever happened to salesmen at the door
The housewives friend with bargains galore
A mop for the floor and a brush for the loo
A pack of yellow dusters, scissors and some glue

[Scrumpy]

Whatever happened to the salesman at the door
The housewives friend with bargains galore
A mop for the floor and a brush for the loo
A pack of yellow dusters, scissors and some glue
But now we have Amazon so they are needed no more

November 30, 2023, 05:11:19 PM

Freddie's teeth fell out on the Big Dipper ride

[Ruthio]

Freddie's teeth fell out on the Big Dipper ride
Oh no! Now where will he hide!

[Alex]

Freddie's teeth fell out on the Big Dipper ride
Oh no! Now where will he hide!
He spotted them on top of the candy floss machine

[GrannyMac]

Freddie's teeth fell out on the Big Dipper ride
Oh no! Now where will he hide!
He spotted them on top of the candy floss machine
In  a strange grimace, they were a fetching shade of green

[Scrumpy]

Freddie's teeth fell out on the Big Dipper ride
Oh no! Now where will he hide!
He spotted them on top of the candy floss machine
In a strange grimace, they were a fetching shade of green
Little Bobbie's mummy fainted. And little Bobby cried

[GrannyMac]

'I know nuffink' Scrumpy cried

[klondike]

'I know nuffink' Scrumpy cried
Apart from that this thread had died

[GrannyMac]

'I know nuffink' Scrumpy cried
Apart from that this thread had died
She'd popped to the Co-op, no thought of a rhyme
No first line was written, she didn't have time

[klondike]

'I know nuffink' Scrumpy cried
Apart from that this thread had died
She'd popped to the Co-op, no thought of a rhyme
No first line was written, she didn't have time
Perhaps she was asking Tracey for some sort of guide?

Oh rats now I will have to think hard

[Scrumpy]

I know nuffink' Scrumpy cried
Apart from that this thread has died
She'd popped to the Co-op, no thought of a rhyme
No first line was written, she didn't have time
I was at the Co-op..  To get some pies


The window cleaner got a shock

[klondike]

The window cleaner got a shock
Scrumpy had just taken off her frock
Bright red knickers with a black bra