Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Molly Purvis was a WI member
She pulled a cracker with the vicar every December

[klondike]

Molly Purvis was a WI member
She pulled a cracker with the vicar every December
Handle that gently Molly dear

[Scrumpy]

Molly Purvis was a WI member
She pulled a cracker with the vicar every December
Handle that gently Molly dear
Or the penny whistle you will not hear

[GrannyMac]

Molly Purvis was a WI member
She pulled a cracker with the vicar every December
Handle that gently Molly dear
Or the penny whistle you will not hear
But Molly had dementia, and could not remember.

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Helen decided to buy a new car

[Alex]

Helen decided to buy a new car
Her old banger didn't go very far

[Scrumpy]

Helen decided to buy a new car
Her old banger didn't go very far
She wanted a Porsche in brilliant red

[Alex]

Helen decided to buy a new car
Her old banger didn't go very far
She wanted a Porsche in brilliant red
But had to settle for a Fiat instead

[Scrumpy]

Helen decided to buy a new car
Her old banger didn't go very far
She wanted a Porsche in brilliant red
But had to settle for a Fiat instead
Then met a Sugar Daddy.. Hoorah !!


He bought her a Porsche in brilliant red

[klondike]

He bought her a Porsche in brilliant red
So much cheaper than getting wed

[Scrumpy]

He bought her a Porsche in brilliant red
So much cheaper than getting wed
She told him she loved him but that was lie

[klondike]

He bought her a Porsche in brilliant red
So much cheaper than getting wed
She told him she loved him but that was lie
Though she certainly loved the things he could buy

[Scrumpy]

He bought her a Porsche in brilliant red
So much cheaper than getting wed
She told him she loved him but that was a lie
Though she certainly loved the things he could buy
She wore him out when in bed..at 103 the old man was dead

November 29, 2023, 03:49:56 PM

Alfie was a dame in the Christmas show

[GrannyMac]

Alfie was a dame in the Christmas show
Well padded chest, hair up in a bow

[Scrumpy]

Alfie was a dame in the Christmas show
Well padded chest, hair up in a bow
Red lipstick , pink rouge, done up to the nines

[GrannyMac]

Alfie was a dame in the Christmas show
Well padded chest, hair up in a bow
Red lipstick , pink rouge, done up to the nines
But Alfie had a problem remembering his lines