Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

As I was strolling in the park
I had an idea for an amusing lark
I'd skinny dip with the ducks and drakes
And try to avoid the water snakes

[Scrumpy]

As I was strolling in the park
I had an idea for an amusing lark
I'd skinny dip with the ducks and drakes
And try to avoid the water snakes
But, with my body, I'll wait till dark



November 26, 2023, 04:35:22 PM

Maisie found a lover on the Internet 

[Alex]

Maisie found a lover on the Internet
He was a reporter on the local Gazette

[Alex]

Maisie found a lover on the Internet
He was a reporter on the local Gazette
He wined her and dined her

[Michael Rolls]

Maisie found a lover on the Internet
He was a reporter on the local Gazette
He wined her and dined her
And then he confined her

[Scrumpy]

Maisie found a lover on the internet
He was a reporter on the local Gazette
He wined her and dined her
And then he confined her
He turned out to be Nigerian and got her into debt

[Scrumpy]

Wally 'played away from home' with 'er at 23

[klondike]

Wally 'played away from home' with 'er at 23
He got excited when she put him across her knee

[Alex]

Wally 'played away from home' with 'er at 23
He got excited when she put him across her knee
He snook in the back door so's not to be seen

[klondike]

Wally 'played away from home' with 'er at 23
He got excited when she put him across her knee
He snook in the back door so's not to be seen
If his wife found out she'd likely turn mean

[Alex]

Wally 'played away from home' with 'er at 23
He got excited when she put him across her knee
He snook in the back door so's not to be seen
If his wife found out she'd likely turn mean
But Wally was prepared with his not guilty plea

The vicar had just finished morning service

[Scrumpy]

The vicar had just finished morning service
 And was having a sneaky gin with Molly Purvis

[klondike]

The vicar had just finished morning service
 And was having a sneaky gin with Molly Purvis
Ample curves and long blonde hair

[Scrumpy]

The vicar had just finished morning service
And was having a sneaky gin with Molly Purvis
Ample curves and long blonde hair
He was blessed by God so he had no care

[Alex]

The vicar had just finished morning service
And was having a sneaky gin with Molly Purvis
Ample curves and long blonde hair
He was blessed by God so he had no care
For Temptation he knew he'd rely on Jesus. 

Molly Purvis was a WI member