Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Betty had an admirer who sent a box of chocs
But not being hungry she stuck it behind the clocks
There they melted - oh deary dear.

[Alex]

Betty had an admirer who sent a box of chocs
But not being hungry she stuck it behind the clocks
There they melted - oh deary dear.
Poor Betty, she shed a tear

[klondike]

Betty had an admirer who sent a box of chocs
But not being hungry she stuck it behind the clocks
There they melted - oh deary dear.
Poor Betty, she shed a tear
All she had now was a sticky box

For some odd reason I just thought of Phil

[Michael Rolls]

For some odd reason I just thought of Phil
who is always a friend if someone is ill

[klondike]

For some odd reason I just thought of Phil
Who is always a friend if someone is ill
Then blow me down he's just reappeared
That's spooky eh - just really weird

[Michael Rolls]

For some odd reason I just thought of Phil
Who is always a friend if someone is ill
Then blow me down he's just reappeared
That's spooky eh - just really weird
I think he has s a friend called Bill

A foolish old duffer called Clive

[GrannyMac]

A foolish old duffer called Clive
Got up every morning at five

[Alex]

A foolish old duffer called Clive
Got up every morning at five
He walked for his paper

[Michael Rolls]

A foolish old duffer called Clive
Got up every morning at five
He walked for his paper
A five minute caper

[klondike]

A foolish old duffer called Clive
Got up every morning at five
He walked for his paper
A five minute caper
Reading the obits to see if he'd died

As Clive ambled along an old fellow ran past

[Scrumpy]

As Clive ambled along an old fellow ran past
With two dogs at his heels he moved very fast

[klondike]

As Clive ambled along an old fellow ran past
With two dogs at his heels he moved very fast
I swear I heard those dogs both talking

[Alex]

As Clive ambled along an old fellow ran past
With two dogs at his heels he moved very fast
I swear I heard those dogs both talking
Worried the fella following was stalking

[Alex]

As Clive ambled along an old fellow ran past
With two dogs at his heels he moved very fast
I swear I heard those dogs both talking
Worried the fella following was stalking
But he wasn't and as usual Clive came last

A little Frenchman called Pierre

[klondike]

A little Frenchman called Pierre
Tripped and fell on his derriere