Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

He overtook Brian one fateful day
I have a private pension, you could hear Brian say
And my daughters are nurses healing the sick
I chat with my doggies and throw them a stick
I have phoned the police they are on their way

November 19, 2023, 03:56:15 PM

Beryl was a fairy in the Christmas show

[Alex]

He overtook Brian one fateful day
I have a private pension, you could hear Brian say
And my daughters are nurses healing the sick
I chat with my doggies then throw them a stick
Then the 4AM running club's back,  hip hooray !

There was once a bus driver called Brenda

[GrannyMac]

Sorry Alex, Scrumpy got there first!

Beryl was a fairy in the Christmas show
16 stone and her face all aglow

[klondike]

Beryl was a fairy in the Christmas show
16 stone and her face all aglow
Her tutu was a little tight

[Alex]

Sorry folks dunno how that happened as I posted an hour after Scrumps



Beryl was a fairy in the Christmas show
16 stone and her face all aglow
Her tutu was a little tight
Her plastic wings not made for flight

[klondike]

Caught out by the New button and not spotting there was another page Alex. Everybody has done it.

Beryl was a fairy in the Christmas show
16 stone and her face all aglow
Her tutu was a little tight
Her plastic wings not made for flight
To get airborn she'd need a tow.

She tried a run and then a jump

[Michael Rolls]

She tried a run and then a jump
saoring over the village pump

[GrannyMac]

She tried a run and then a jump
soaring over the village pump
She landed in a messy heap

[Michael Rolls]

She tried a run and then a jump
soaring over the village pump
She landed in a messy heap
Hard enough to make her weep

[Alex]

She tried a run and then a jump
soaring over the village pump
She landed in a messy heap
Hard enough to make her weep
Sat in a puddle she felt a real chump

Stanley was sat in the barbers shop

[Scrumpy]

Stanley was sat in the barbers shop
'Just a weeny bit off the top'

[Michael Rolls]

Stanley was sat in the barbers shop
'Just a weeny bit off the top'
But the barber had other ideas

[klondike]

Stanley was sat in the barbers shop
'Just a weeny bit off the top'
But the barber had other ideas
The little he left just lead to tears

[Scrumpy]

Stanley was sat in the barbers shop
'Just a weeny bit off the top'
But the barber had other ideas
The little he left just lead to tears
His street credit had gone to pot

November 20, 2023, 12:43:48 PM
Betty had an admirer who sent a box of chocs

[Michael Rolls]

Betty had an admirer who sent a box of chocs
But not being hungry she stuck it behind the clocks