Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

A little Frenchman called Pierre
Tripped and fell on his derrière
His onions went flying

[Michael Rolls]

A little Frenchman called Pierre
Tripped and fell on his derrière
His onions went flying
And scattered where he was lying

[klondike]

A little Frenchman called Pierre
Tripped and fell on his derrière
His onions went flying
And scattered where he was lying
Which caused the poor fellow to swear

Bill's little dinghy was swept out to sea

[Michael Rolls]

Bill's little dinghy was swept out to sea
when he really wanted to be home for tea

[GrannyMac]

Bill's little dinghy was swept out to sea
when he really wanted to be home for tea
Unfortunately he landed in France

[Michael Rolls]

Bill's little dinghy was swept out to sea
when he really wanted to be home for tea
Unfortunately he landed in France
'Asylum?' he asked - no chance

[Scrumpy]

Bill's little dinghy was swept out to sea
when he really wanted to be home for tea
Unfortunately he landed in France
'Asylum?' he asked- no chance
Back home he went where everything's free

Sally dyed her hair a shocking pink

[klondike]

Sally dyed her hair a shocking pink
Possibly this was caused by drink

[Michael Rolls]

Sally dyed her hair a shocking pink
Possibly this was caused by drink
with too much gin in the glass

[Alex]

Sally dyed her hair a shocking pink
Possibly this was caused by drink
with too much gin in the glass
She made herself look quite an ass

[klondike]

Sally dyed her hair a shocking pink
Possibly this was caused by drink
with too much gin in the glass
She made herself look quite an ass
Lucky not to end up in clink

Her boyfriend Harry was a sober lad

[Alex]

Her boyfriend Harry was a sober lad
But his eating habits were really bad

[Michael Rolls]

Her boyfriend Harry was a sober lad
But his eating habits were really bad
He'd slobber over food

[GrannyMac]

Her boyfriend Harry was a sober lad
But his eating habits were really bad
He'd slobber over food
His manners were really crude

[Michael Rolls]

Her boyfriend Harry was a sober lad
But his eating habits were really bad
He'd slobber over food
His manners were really crude
In fact, he was quite a cad


There once was a man from Pitlochry