Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Ronnie went out on his bike in the rain
Although he found wet weather a pain
The wheels slipped and slid
He crashed after the skid

[Alex]

Ronnie went out on his bike in the rain
Although he found wet weather a pain
The wheels slipped and slid
He crashed after the skid
Ended up on his bum in the bus lane !

[GrannyMac]

Alex.... Great last line..

Next?

[Ruthio]

Alex has gone to her bed! 🛌 😴 

[Michael Rolls]

Alex has gone to her bed!
The gin went right to her head

[Alex]

Alex has gone to her bed!
The gin went right to her head
She fell over the dog

[klondike]

Alex has gone to her bed!
The gin went right to her head
She fell over the dog
Her brain in a fog

[Alex]

Alex has gone to her bed!
The gin went right to her head
She fell over the dog
Her brain in a fog
Next time she'll drink brandy instead


Rishi has now lost the plot

[Michael Rolls]

Rishi has now lost the plot
His reshuffle's a lot of rot

[klondike]

Rishi has now lost the plot
His reshuffle's a lot of rot
Bloody Cameron? He's having a laugh
This lot just make me want to barf

[GrannyMac]

Rishi has now lost the plot
His reshuffle's a lot of rot
Bloody Cameron? He's having a laugh
This lot just make me want to barf
For public opionion, he cares not a jot.

          ***********

The country's in a bloody mess

[klondike]

The country's in a bloody mess
Who's next for the chop to please the press?

[Alex]

The country's in a bloody mess
Who's next for the chop to please the press?
Here's hoping it's Jeremy Hunt !

[Scrumpy]

The country's in a bloody mess
Who's next for the chop to please the press?
Here's hoping it's Jeremy Hunt !
On Micheal Gove, I'll take a punt

[klondike]

The country's in a bloody mess
Who's next for the chop to please the press?
Here's hoping it's Jeremy Hunt !
On Micheal Gove, I'll take a punt
Well sidestepped Scrumpy I must confess

It really is no laughing matter