Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

It really is no laughing matter
That I'm quite as mad as a hatter!

[GrannyMac]

It really is no laughing matter
That I'm quite as mad as a hatter!
But you're not paid to run our land

[klondike]

It really is no laughing matter
That I'm quite as mad as a hatter!
But you're not paid to run our land
Unlike that lot thinking they're so grand

[Michael Rolls]

It really is no laughing matter
That I'm quite as mad as a hatter!
But you're not paid to run our land
Unlike that lot thinking they're so grand
When all they do is natter

An enterprising matelot from Dunedin

[Alex]

An enterprising matelot from Dunedin
Was partial to a wee drop of pink gin

[Michael Rolls]

An enterprising matelot from Dunedin
Was partial to a wee drop of pink gin
So he poured out a double

[klondike]

An enterprising matelot from Dunedin
Was partial to a wee drop of pink gin
So he poured out a double
Which just lead to trouble

[Scrumpy]

An enterprising matelot from Dunedin
Was partial to a wee drop of gin
So he poured out a double
Which just led to trouble
When asked 'hello sailor where've you been' 

Betty was a wallflower at the local dance

[klondike]

Betty was a wallflower at the local dance
None of the lads even gave her a glance

[Ruthio]

Betty was a wallflower at the local dance
None of the lads even gave her a glance
But after a stiff drink 🍸 

[klondike]

Betty was a wallflower at the local dance
None of the lads even gave her a glance
But after a stiff drink 🍸
One gave her a wink

[Ruthio]

Betty was a wallflower at the local dance
None of the lads even gave her a glance
But after a stiff drink 🍸
One gave her a wink
Which began a great romance 😍 ❤ 

[GrannyMac]

Now Ruthio's left the thread

[klondike]

Now Ruthio's left the thread
I too hate starting - that's my dread

[Alex]

Now Ruthio's left the thread
I too hate starting - that's my dread
It's ending for me that's tough