Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

A feeble old fellow from York
Was out taking a bit of a walk
As he strolled by the Ouse
He thought up a great ruse 💡
Which he wrote on the pavement with chalk.

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A silly young lad name of Ken
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Ruthio

A silly young lad name of Ken
Was seen poking his cat with a pen! 🖊 

Michael Rolls

A silly young lad name of Ken
Was seen poking his cat with a pen! 🖊
The moggie got cross
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

A silly young lad name of Ken
Was seen poking his cat with a pen! 🖊
The moggie got cross
And showed Ken who's boss


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Michael Rolls

A silly young lad name of Ken
Was seen poking his cat with a pen! 🖊
The moggie got cross
And showed Ken who's boss
By chasing him into his den

A newly created Lord Purfleet
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

A newly created Lord Purfleet
Went on Twitter to make a bold tweet


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Alex

A newly created Lord Purfleet
Went on Twitter to make a bold tweet
His following dwindled

Scrumpy

A newly created Lord Purfleet
Went on Twitter to make a bold tweet
His following dwindled
When he admitted he mingled
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

A newly created Lord Purfleet
Went on Twitter to make a bold tweet
His following dwindled
When he admitted he mingled
With some of the sailors from the fleet.

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Pete really loved eating KFC

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Ruthio

Pete really loved eating KFC
He ordered it every Saturday for his tea

Scrumpy

Pete really loved eating KFC
He ordered it every Saturday for his tea
Peggy his wife preferred fish 'n chips
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike


Pete really loved eating KFC
He ordered it every Saturday for his tea
Peggy his wife preferred fish 'n chips
Never again would KFC pass her lips


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GrannyMac

Pete really loved eating KFC
Pete really loved eating KFC
He ordered it every Saturday for his tea
Peggy his wife preferred fish 'n chips
Never again would KFC pass her lips
But Nando's was good, on that they agreed.

(That pic would put anyone off, k!)

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Ronnie went out on his bike in the rain
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

Ronnie went out on his bike in the rain
Although he found wet weather a pain
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

GrannyMac

Ronnie went out on his bike in the rain
Although he found wet weather a pain
The wheels slipped and slid
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖