Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Charlie's trousers were much too tight
He did a PJ Proby the other night.

[klondike]

Charlie's trousers were much too tight
He did a PJ Proby the other night.
The trouble was he was shopping in Lidl

[Michael Rolls]

Charlie's trousers were much too tight
To get them on was quite a fight

[GrannyMac]

Mike, your page hadn't refreshed, Alex & klondike had already added lines. 😉

Charlie's trousers were much too tight
He did a PJ Proby the other night.
The trouble was he was shopping in Lidl
Looking for some wine, and maybe a toy fiddle

[Michael Rolls]

whoops - sorry

[Scrumpy]

Charlie's trousers were much too tight
He did a PJ Proby the other night.
The trouble was he was shopping in Lidl
Looking for some wine, and maybe a toy fiddle
He bent, they split Mabel fainted at the sight.

[Alex]

eh up Scrumps  !

[Scrumpy]

Bob went for a massage at Madame Tracey

[klondike]

Bob went for a massage at Madame Tracey
After spotting her in the Co-Op wearing something racy

[Scrumpy]

Bob went for a massage at Madame Tracey
After spotting her in the Co-Op wearing something racy
She greased up her hands with lard from the shop

[klondike]

Bob went for a massage at Madame Tracey
After spotting her in the Co-Op wearing something racy
She greased up her hands with lard from the shop
And kept on rubbing after he begged her to stop

[Michael Rolls]

Bob went for a massage at Madame Tracey
After spotting her in the Co-Op wearing something racy
She greased up her hands with lard from the shop
And kept on rubbing after he begged her to stop
Even when she changed into something lacy


A feeble old fellow from York

[klondike]

A feeble old fellow from York
Was out taking a bit of a walk

[GrannyMac]

A feeble old fellow from York
Was out taking a bit of a walk
As he strolled by the Ouse

[Ruthio]

A feeble old fellow from York
Was out taking a bit of a walk
As he strolled by the Ouse
He thought up a great ruse 💡