Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Greasy Joe slicked back his hair
And parked his bum in the barber's chair
Short back and sides he cried
And a nice straight parting on the left hand side

[Michael Rolls]

Greasy Joe slicked back his hair
And parked his bum in the barber's chair
Short back and sides he cried
And a nice straight parting on the left hand side
But the barber sheared it al off and just didn't care

There was a school teacher from Lutom

[klondike]

There was a school teacher from Luton
Who had to avoid eating gluten

[Scrumpy]

There was a school teacher from Luton
Who had to avoid eating gluten
Nor dairy... nor nuts 

[GrannyMac]

There was a school teacher from Luton
Who had to avoid eating gluten
Nor dairy... nor nuts 🥜 🥛 
They were bad for his guts

[Michael Rolls]

There was a school teacher from Luton
Who had to avoid eating gluten
Nor dairy... nor nuts 🥜 🥛
They were bad for his guts
Or he had to get to the loo a on

there once was a pianist from Orkney

[klondike]

There once was a pianist from Orkney
Who said I'll only play if you force me

[Alex]

There once was a pianist from Orkney
Who said I'll only play if you force me
He banged out a tune

[klondike]

There once was a pianist from Orkney
Who said I'll only play if you force me
He banged out a tune
Pulling a face like a loon

[Alex]

There once was a pianist from Orkney
Who said I'll only play if you force me
He banged out a tune
Pulling a face like a loon
And shouted 'I'll be finished here shortly'. 

A forum member on the Mother Ship

[klondike]

A forum member on the Mother Ship
Seems to be developing one hell of a chip

[Alex]

A forum member on the Mother Ship
Seems to be developing one hell of a chip
They'll likely be banned

[Ruthio]

A forum member on the Mother Ship
Seems to be developing one hell of a chip
They'll likely be banned
Really?! Well I'll be damned!

[Alex]

A forum member on the Mother Ship
Seems to be developing one hell of a chip
They'll likely be banned
Really?! Well I'll be damned!
Chris has just called it a ' blip '


There was a young boy named Daniel

[klondike]

There was a young boy named Daniel
Whose bouncy pet dog was a spaniel