Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Ruthio · October 31, 2023, 08:43:42 PM

There was a young boy named Daniel
Whose bouncy pet dog was a spaniel
But it was missing a leg

klondike · October 31, 2023, 10:29:01 PM

There was a young boy named Daniel
Whose bouncy pet dog was a spaniel
But it was missing a leg
So fitted with a peg

Alex · November 01, 2023, 10:42:50 AM

There was a young boy named Daniel
Whose bouncy pet dog was a spaniel
But it was missing a leg
So fitted with a peg
And a shiny black patent sandal SORRY

As Boris stepped inside Number 10

klondike · November 01, 2023, 11:38:24 AM

As Boris stepped inside Number 10
He spent a fortune on decor to make it his den

Michael Rolls · November 01, 2023, 02:02:48 PM

As Boris stepped inside Number 10
He spent a fortune on decor to make it his den
But the colours were naff

klondike · November 01, 2023, 03:24:51 PM

As Boris stepped inside Number 10
He spent a fortune on decor to make it his den
But the colours were naff
Another Boris gaffe

Michael Rolls · November 01, 2023, 05:42:37 PM

As Boris stepped inside Number 10
He spent a fortune on decor to make it his den
But the colours were naff
Another Boris gaffe
Said his missus 'looks like a pig pen'

A foolish young fellow from Devizes

GrannyMac · November 01, 2023, 06:12:49 PM

A foolish young fellow from Devizes
Had feet that were different sizes

Michael Rolls · November 01, 2023, 06:18:46 PM

A foolish young fellow from Devizes
Had feet that were different sizes
The left one was small

Ruthio · November 01, 2023, 10:23:38 PM

A foolish young fellow from Devizes
Had feet that were different sizes
The left one was small
But that wasn't all 🤯

klondike · November 01, 2023, 10:29:16 PM

A foolish young fellow from Devizes
Had feet that were different sizes
The left one was small
But that wasn't all 🤯
Best not mention the bit that won prizes

Doc Martin Arrived in Port Wen

Michael Rolls · November 02, 2023, 04:16:34 AM

Doc Martin Arrived in Port Wen
He opened his surgery and then

GrannyMac · November 03, 2023, 07:01:38 AM

Doc Martin Arrived in Port Wen
He opened his surgery and then
He soon found a wife

Michael Rolls · November 03, 2023, 07:06:02 AM

Doc Martin Arrived in Port Wen
He opened his surgery and then
He soon found a wife
The light of his life

klondike · November 03, 2023, 08:52:12 AM

Doc Martin Arrived in Port Wen
He opened his surgery and then
He soon found a wife
The light of his life
Until they squabbled again and again

Bill Stickers got jailed