Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Betty started a jigsaw last night
Trouble was at the time she was tight
So the picture is all askew
In fact its broken in two
So she chucked it away at first light.

          ************

A gin and tonic, large, said Sue

[Alex]

A gin and tonic, large, said Sue
And only Gordons gin will do

[Ruthio]

A gin and tonic, large, said Sue
And only Gordons gin will do
But did she remember to say Please?

[Alex]

A gin and tonic, large, said Sue
And only Gordons gin will do
But did she remember to say Please?
Only after 8 when she was on her knees

[klondike]

A gin and tonic, large, said Sue
And only Gordons gin will do
But did she remember to say Please?
Only after 8 when she was on her knees
And needed some help to reach the loo

Betty rode a bright red bike

[GrannyMac]

Betty rode a bright red bike 🚴🏾
Riding beside her on a blue one was Mike

[Alex]

Betty rode a bright red bike 🚴🏾
Riding beside her on a blue one was Mike
They rode into town

[GrannyMac]

Betty rode a bright red bike 🚴🏾
Riding beside her on a blue one was Mike
They rode into town
Almost knocked a few folk down

[klondike]

Betty rode a bright red bike 🚴🏾
Riding beside her on a blue one was Mike
They rode into town
Almost knocked a few folk down
Betty bent a wheel and had to hike

Mike carried on and picked up speed

[Alex]

Mike carried on and picked up speed
Narrowly missing a dog off the lead

[klondike]

Mike carried on and picked up speed
Narrowly missing a dog off the lead
He made one old dear swear

[Alex]

Mike carried on and picked up speed
Narrowly missing a dog off the lead
He made one old dear swear
When his handlebar caught in her hair

[Scrumpy]

Mike carried on and picked up speed
Narrowly missing a dog off the lead
He made an old dear swear
When his handlebar caught in her hair
But the road hog paid no heed


October 30, 2023, 11:06:26 AM

Greasy Joe slicked back his hair

[klondike]

Scrumpy has commited the usual sin
Surely she hasn't been on the gin?
No new line has been left
It leaves us poets all bereft
Surely something about another spin?

Ah I see she has relented

Greasy Joe slicked back his hair
And parked his bum in the barber's chair

[Michael Rolls]

Greasy Joe slicked back his hair
And parked his bum in the barber's chair
Shirt back and sides he cried