Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

Bert tripped up the aisle on his way to be wed
Standing at the altar this is what he said...
where's the ring

[Scrumpy]

Bert tripped up the aisle on his way to be wed
Standing at the alter this is what he said
Where's the ring
The best man replied 'I've lost the damn thing'

[Alex]

Bert tripped up the aisle on his way to be wed
Standing at the alter this is what he said
Where's the ring
The best man replied 'I've lost the damn thing'
And with THAT for Bert saw red.

[Michael Rolls]

new first line, please

[Alex]

Blimey Mike gis a chance  ! just getting a wee drinkie 


There once was a young man named Keir

[Michael Rolls]

There once was a young man named Keir
Who went to the end of the pier

[klondike]

There once was a young man named Keir
Who went to the end of the pier
He found a wonderful penny machine
That showed him what the butler had seen

[GrannyMac]

There once was a young man named Keir
Who went to the end of the pier
He found a wonderful penny machine
That showed him what the butler had seen
And it made him come over all queer.

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A woman called Ang was quite rough

[Ruthio]

A woman called Ang was quite rough
She was made of resilient stuff

[Michael Rolls]

A woman called Ang was quite rough
She was made of resilient stuff
So when anyone crossed her

[Scrumpy]

A woman called Ang was quite rough
She was made of resilient stuff
So when anyone crossed her
She didn't even fluster

[GrannyMac]

A woman called Ang was quite rough
She was made of resilient stuff
So when anyone crossed her
She didn't even fluster
Just called them scum, and went off in a huff.

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Betty started a jigsaw last night

[klondike]

Betty started a jigsaw last night
Trouble was at the time she was tight

[Ruthio]

Betty started a jigsaw last night
Trouble was at the time she was tight
So the picture is all skewy

[Alex]

Betty started a jigsaw last night
Trouble was at the time she was tight
So the picture is all skewy
On fact its broken in two