Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

A pleasant young man from Dunbar
Would cruise in his expensive red car
He'd eye up the girls
And admire their curls  (apologies granny mac!)

[GrannyMac]

A pleasant young man from Dunbar
Would cruise in his expensive red car
He'd eye up the girls
And admire their curls
Then invite them for drinks at the bar

(No worries Ruthio)

Peter thought he'd like a cruise

[Alex]

Peter thought he'd like a cruise
But with so many places he couldn't choose

[GrannyMac]

Peter thought he'd like a cruise
But with so many places he couldn't choose
Into a map he stuck a pin

[Michael Rolls]

Peter thought he'd like a cruise
But with so many places he couldn't choose
Into a map he stuck a pin
And where it landed made him grin

[Alex]

Peter thought he'd like a cruise
But with so many places he couldn't choose
Into a map he stuck a pin
And where it landed made him grin
Norwegian Fjords with amazing views !

October 27, 2023, 11:21:47 AM
A little old lady from York

[GrannyMac]

A little old lady from York
Was given a huge leg of pork

[Scrumpy]

A little old lady from York
Was given a huge leg of pork
Out of the shed she got a big saw

[klondike]

A little old lady from York
Was given a huge leg of pork
Out of the shed she got a big saw
As too big for the oven and can't eat it raw

[GrannyMac]

A little old lady from York
Was given a huge leg of pork
Out of the shed she got a big saw
As too big for the oven and can't eat it raw
Then she stabbed it all over with a fork

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Mrs Smith went to bingo one night

[klondike]

Mrs Smith went to bingo one night
 On the way there she saw a strange sight

[Alex]

Mrs Smith went to bingo one night
On the way there she saw a strange sight
A red light in the sky

[Michael Rolls]

Mrs Smith went to bingo one night
On the way there she saw a strange sight
A red light in the sky
As a chopper flew by

[Scrumpy]

Mrs Smith went to bingo one night
On the way there she saw a strange sight
A red light in the sky
As a chopper flew by
with 007 dangling .. what a fright !!


Bert tripped up the aisle on his way to be wed

[Ruthio]

Bert tripped up the aisle on his way to be wed
Standing at the altar this is what he said...