Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Alex

A cheeky old girl called Irene
Was totally addicted to caffeine

Michael Rolls

A cheeky old girl called Irene
Was totally addicted to caffeine
But after ten cups
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Scrumpy


A cheeky old girl called Irene
Was totally addicted to caffeine
But after ten cups 
She gets bloated and erupts
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

A cheeky old girl called Irene
Was totally addicted to caffeine
But after ten cups
She gets bloated and erupts
And all quickly depart from the scene

An early morning runner named Brian


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Alex

An early morning runner named Brian
One day tried to outrun a lion

klondike

An early morning runner named Brian
One day tried to outrun a lion
For Brian this was no problem at all


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Alex

An early morning runner named Brian
One day tried to outrun a lion
For Brian this was no problem at all
As he managed to jump over a wall

klondike

An early morning runner named Brian
One day tried to outrun a lion
For Brian this was no problem at all
As he managed to jump over a wall
Then made his way home for a lie in

A Labour councilor for Ealing


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Alex

A Labour councillor for Ealing
Was arrested one day for stealing

Scrumpy

A Labour councillor for Ealing
Was arrested one day for stealing
A magazine from top shelf, whiskey and fags
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

A Labour councillor for Ealing
Was arrested one day for stealing
A magazine from top shelf, whiskey and fags
Which he tried to hide down his bags
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Ruthio

A Labour councillor for Ealing
Was arrested one day for stealing
A magazine from top shelf, whiskey and fags
Which he tried to hide down his bags
And staggered down the road reeling

GrannyMac

When we finish a limerick, we start the next one.  😉

A pleasant young man from Dunbar
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


A pleasant young man from Dunbar
Would cruise in his expensive red car
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

A pleasant young man from Dunbar
Would cruise in his expensive red car
He'd eye up the girls