Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

An old woman from Derby once said
'I can't get Elvis... out of my head'
She booked a ticket to Graceland
Bought a sequined frock and head band

[Scrumpy]

An old woman from Derby once said
' I can't get Elvis ... out of my head'
She booked a ticket to Graceland
Bought a sequined frock and head band
And took along her old mate called Fred




October 23, 2023, 09:55:31 AM

Billy nicked a chicken from the corner shop

[Alex]

Billy nicked a chicken from the corner shop
But he was spotted running by the local cop

[klondike]

Billy nicked a chicken from the corner shop
But he was spotted running by the local cop
Who felt his collar when he tripped and fell

[Alex]

Billy nicked a chicken from the corner shop
But he was spotted running by the local cop
Who felt his collar when he tripped and fell
And marched him off to the local Bridewell.

[Scrumpy]

Billy nicked a chicken from the corner shop
But he was spotted running by the local cop
Who felt his collar when he tripped and fell
And marched him off to the local Bridewell
The judge said ' Naughty..On yer bike ,chop chop'.

[GrannyMac]

Millie went to the chippy for tea

[Ruthio]

Millie went to the chippy for tea
"Now what shall I order, let me see..."

[klondike]

Millie went to the chippy for tea
"Now what shall I order, let me see..."
Short on cash she just had chips

[Alex]

Millie went to the chippy for tea
"Now what shall I order, let me see..."
Short on cash she just had chips
Eaten with her fingertips

[Michael Rolls]

Millie went to the chippy for tea
"Now what shall I order, let me see..."
Short on cash she just had chips
Eaten with her fingertips
And threw the wrapper into the sea

a harmless old duffer from Kingston

[GrannyMac]

A harmless old duffer from Kingston
Had a clever brother who went to Princeton

[Michael Rolls]

A harmless old duffer from Kingston
Had a clever brother who went to Princeton
So not to be outdone

[Scrumpy]

A harmless old duffer from Kingston
Had a clever brother who went to Princeton
So not to be outdone
A diploma on potholes he won

[GrannyMac]

A harmless old duffer from Kingston
Had a clever brother who went to Princeton
So not to be outdone
A diploma on potholes he won
From a college somewhere near Wilsden.

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A cheeky old girl called Irene