Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Molly showed off her shiny new ring,
It wasn't her first, she had plenty of bling
The ring lasted longer than the man
As off with his wealth she ran
Looking for her next exciting fling.

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Jimmy went to the gym every day

[Michael Rolls]

Jimmy went to the gym every day
With all things with which he could play

[Scrumpy]

Jimmy went to the gym every day
With all things with which he could play
He rowed a boat, and peddled a bike

[Michael Rolls]

Jimmy went to the gym every day
With all things with which he could play
He rowed a boat, and peddled a bike
But the parallel beams he did not like

[Alex]

Jimmy went to the gym every day
With all things with which he could play
He rowed a boat, and peddled a bike
But the parallel beams he did not like
His lycra split so he ran away 

A smart young lady from Chester

[Scrumpy]

A smart young lady from Chester
Dated a fool from Leicester

[Alex]

A smart young lady from Chester
Dated a fool from Leicester
They went to a pub

[GrannyMac]

A smart young lady from Chester
Dated a fool from Leicester
They went to a pub
Drank six pints, ate some grub

[Michael Rolls]

A smart young lady from Chester
Dated a fool from Leicester
They went to a pub
Drank six pints, ate some grub
And the police came to arrest her


There once was a man from Carlisle

[Alex]

There once was a man from Carlisle
The smell from his feet was quite vile

[Scrumpy]

There once was a man from Carlisle
The smell of his feet was quite vile
Dogs that passed by keeled over

[GrannyMac]

There once was a man from Carlisle
The smell of his feet was quite vile
Dogs that passed by keeled over
Twas the end of poor Rover

[GrannyMac]

There once was a man from Carlisle
The smell of his feet was quite vile
Dogs that passed by keeled over
Twas the end of poor Rover
Who sadly was within half a mile

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An old woman from Derby once said

[Scrumpy]

An old woman from Derby once said
'I can't get Elvis... out of my head'

[Alex]

An old woman from Derby once said
'I can't get Elvis... out of my head'
She booked a ticket to Graceland