Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

There was an old man of Balmoral
Whose trews were surprisingly floral
when asked was this was

[Scrumpy]

There was an old man from Balmoral
Whose trews were surprisingly floral
When asked why this was
He replied 'It's because..'

[Yogi]

There was an old man from Balmoral
Whose trews were surprisingly floral
When asked why this was
He replied 'It's because..'
My wife and I had a big quarrel

You may think us bears aren't smart

[Scrumpy]

You may think us bears aren't smart
I can converse with humans ,for a start

[klondike]

You may think us bears aren't smart
I can converse with humans for a start
My driving skills put most to shame

[GrannyMac]

You may think us bears aren't smart
I can converse with humans for a start
My driving skills put most to shame
If there is a bump I'm never to blame

[klondike]

You may think us bears aren't smart
I can converse with humans for a start
My driving skills put most to shame
If there is a bump I'm never to blame
And a dented car just breaks my heart

Do you detect some signs of spring?

[GrannyMac]

Do you detect some signs of spring?
Yes! I heard the birdies sing 

[Michael Rolls]

Do you detect some signs of spring?
Yes! I heard the birdies sing
Bless their little hearts

[GrannyMac]

Do you detect some signs of spring?
Yes! I heard the birdies sing
Bless their little hearts
But I wish they wouldn't start

[klondike]

Do you detect some signs of spring?
Yes! I heard the birdies sing
Bless their little hearts
But I wish they wouldn't start
Till after my alarm starts to ring

A forum spammer arrived last night

[Michael Rolls]

A forum spammer arrived last night
And gave the regulars quite a fright

[Scrumpy]

A former spammer arrived last night
And gave the regulars quite a fright
A Russian beauty offering sex

[klondike]

A forum spammer arrived last night
And gave the regulars quite a fright
A Russian beauty offering sex
Own up folks - who polished their specs?

[Michael Rolls]

A forum spammer arrived last night
And gave the regulars quite a fright
A Russian beauty offering sex
Own up folks - who polished their specs?
In the hope of catching quite a sight?


A very strict school ma'am called Mabel