Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Norman crashed his car last night
By turning left instead of right
He  clipped poor Brian's new shiny mini
Its a Jazz, not a mini, you silly ninny
Brian rang the cops as Norm was tight.

Basil the fox ransacked Mac's bin

[Michael Rolls]

Norman crashed his car last night
By turning left instead of right
He  clipped poor Brian's new shiny mini
Its a Jazz, not a mini, you ninny
And it's painted in colours so bright


A Parisian named Antoine

[Scrumpy]

Basil the fox ransacked Mac's bin
He could smell a haggis deep within

[klondike]

Basil the fox ransacked Mac's bin
He could smell a haggis deep within
He smacked his lips and took a bite

[GrannyMac]

Basil the fox ransacked Mac's bin
He could smell a haggis deep within
He smacked his lips and took a bite
The haggis was veggie, it tasted like shite 🤮🤢
That's why Mac buried it deep within 😏

         ***********

A mature IT whizz name of Mark

[klondike]

A mature IT whizz name of Mark
Plugged in his lappy and saw a huge spark

[GrannyMac]

A mature IT whizz name of Mark
Plugged in his lappy and saw a huge spark
Had his forum exploded

[Michael Rolls]

A mature IT whizz name of Mark
Plugged in his lappy and saw a huge spark
Had his forum exploded
Or had it unloaded?

[GrannyMac]

A mature IT whizz name of Mark
Plugged in his lappy and saw a huge spark
Had his forum exploded
Or had it unloaded?
Cos briefly our screens had gone dark!

           ***********

In a flash Mark had sorted it out

        

[Michael Rolls]

In a flash Mark had sorted it out
As exclaimed with a shout

[GrannyMac]

In a flash Mark had sorted it out
As he exclaimed with a shout
'Lets Chat's' back up folks

[Michael Rolls]

In a flash Mark had sorted it out
As he exclaimed with a shout
'Lets Chat's' back up folks
So let's hear your jokes

[Scrumpy]

In a flash Mark had sorted it out
As he exclaimed with a shout
'Let's Chat's' a back up folks
So let's hear your jokes
Except for Crabby who did a Flout

[Ashy]

There was an old man of Balmoral

[klondike]

There was an old man of Balmoral
Whose trews were surprisingly floral