Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

A very strict school ma'am called Mabel
Had a sturdy dining room table

[klondike]

A very strict school ma'am called Mabel
Had a sturdy dining room table
With all the homework in piles

[Michael Rolls]

A very strict school ma'am called Mabel
Had a sturdy dining room table
With all the homework in piles
And no time for smiles

[GrannyMac]

A very strict school ma'am called Mabel
Had a sturdy dining room table
With all the homework in piles
And no time for smiles
Mabel worked as long as she was able

     ********

There's a general election next year

[klondike]

There's a general election next year
That the Tories will lose is quite clear

[Michael Rolls]

There's a general election next year
That the Tories will lose is quite clear
But bad as they are

[klondike]

There's a general election next year
That the Tories will lose is quite clear
But bad as they are
They'll travel afar

[Michael Rolls]

There's a general election next year
That the Tories will lose is quite clear
But bad as they are
They'll travel afar
and take a long jump off a short pier


A vain young man from Milan

[GrannyMac]

A vain young man from Milan
Loved to drive in his customised van

[Scrumpy]

A vain young man from Milan
Loved to drive his customised van
His painted face on the bonnet

[Michael Rolls]

A vain young man from Milan
Loved to drive his customised van
His painted face on the bonnet
was graced with lines from a sonnet

[klondike]

A vain young man from Milan
Loved to drive his customised van
His painted face on the bonnet
was graced with lines from a sonnet
Composed by his lovely old gran

Bill went into town on a rickety bus

[GrannyMac]

Bill went into town on a rickety bus
There were no spare seats, but he didn't fuss

[klondike]

Bill went into town on a rickety bus
There were no spare seats, but he didn't fuss
Stood by a pole and clung on tight

[Michael Rolls]

Bill went into town on a rickety bus
There were no spare seats, but he didn't fuss
Stood by a pole and clung on tight
Swayed and stumbled as though quite tight