Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Peter was planning to go on a trip
He fancied a cruise on a lovely posh ship
He stood on the deck and his face turned green
With envy seeing another with his love Marlene

[GrannyMac]

Peter was planning to go on a trip
He fancied a cruise on a lovely posh ship
He stood on the deck and his face turned green
With envy seeing another with his love Marlene
She gave him a wave, and shouted 'toodle pip'!

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She'd had a better offer from a widower called Pete
He took her sequence dancing, and swept her off her feet

[Scrumpy]

She'd had a better offer from a widower called Pete
He took her sequence dancing , and swept her off her feet
He taught her how to tango and held her very close

[GrannyMac]

She'd had a better offer from a widower called Pete
He took her sequence dancing , and swept her off her feet
He taught her how to tango and held her very close
As well as a fat pension, he was nifty on his toes

[Scrumpy]

She'd had a better offer from a widower called Pete
He took her sequence dancing, and swept her off her feet
He taught her how to tango and held her very close
As well as a fat pension, he was nifty on his toes
And money he had heaps. Marlene decide it was Pete she would keep

[klondike]

Oh deary dear it's happened again

[Alex]

Have I remembered this right ? 
Lines 1,2 and 5 must rhyme
Lines 2 and 4 are shorter and must also rhyme

October 16, 2023, 11:41:15 AM

[Alex]

Oh deary dear it's happened again
Yes it's here, rain and more rain

[klondike]

Oh deary dear it's happened again
Yes it's here, rain and more rain
Plus the air has got quite chilly


Don't think the lenght matters. It just needs to be capable of being said with a bit of a rhythm

[Scrumpy]

Oh deary dear it's happened again
Yes it's here, rain and more rain
Plus the air has got quite chilly
And my red bobble hat looks a bit silly

[klondike]

Oh deary dear it's happened again
Yes it's here, rain and more rain
Plus the air has got quite chilly
And my red bobble hat looks a bit silly
Maybe I'll take a week in Spain

Oh joy on joy Evri have delivered my stuff

[GrannyMac]

Oh joy on joy Evri have delivered my stuff
Some high heeled wellies and a leopardskin muff

[klondike]

Oh joy on joy Evri have delivered my stuff
Some high heeled wellies and a leopardskin muff
But they've forgotten my pink lycra leotard

[GrannyMac]

Oh joy on joy Evri have delivered my stuff
Some high heeled wellies and a leopardskin muff
But they've forgotten my pink lycra leotard
Even though they charged it to my credit card

[Scrumpy]

Oh joy on joy Evri has delivered my stuff
Some high heeled wellies and a leopard skin muff
But they've forgotten my pink Lycra leotard
Even though they charged it my my credit card
I won't use them again ..I've had enough


Ollie loved a drop of sherry