Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Mabel was driving up a One Way street
She wasn't the brightest, her brains were in her feet

[klondike]

Mabel was driving up a One Way street
She wasn't the brightest, her brains were in her feet
Why were there idiots on the wrong side ot the road?

[Alex]

Mabel was driving up a One Way street
She wasn't the brightest, her brains were in her feet
Why were there idiots on the wrong side ot the road?
This wasn't in her Highway Code

[Michael Rolls]

Mabel was driving up a One Way Street
And ran over a pedestrian's feet

[Alex]

Mabel was driving up a One Way street
She wasn't the brightest, her brains were in her feet
Why were there idiots on the wrong side ot the road?
This wasn't in her Highway Code
So she turned around for a quick retreat


There was a young lady from York

[Scrumpy]

There was a young lady from York
Who's husband was a bit of a gawk

[GrannyMac]

There was a young lady from York
Who's husband was a bit of a gawk
He went shopping one day

[Alex]

There was a young lady from York
Who's husband was a bit of a gawk
He went shopping one day
And spent all his pay

[Scrumpy]

There was a young lady from York
Who's husband was a bit of a gawk 
He went shopping one day
And spent all his pay 
On a parrot that had lost all it's squawk 

October 14, 2023, 04:36:53 PM

Bert was given a brand new broom

[klondike]

Bert was given a brand new broom
Which only deepened his state of gloom

[Scrumpy]

Bert was given a brand new broom
Which only deepened his state of gloom
The head fell off and then the handle

[klondike]

Bert was given a brand new broom
Which only deepened his state of gloom
The head fell off and then the handle
Compared to his old one it couldn't hold a candle

[GrannyMac]

Bert was given a brand new broom
Which only deepened his state of gloom
The head fell off and then the handle
Compared to his old one it couldn't hold a candle
Found his old one in a skip, lifted his sense of doom.

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Peter was planning to go on a trip

[Alex]

Peter was planning to go on a trip
He fancied a cruise on a lovely posh ship

[klondike]

Peter was planning to go on a trip
He fancied a cruise on a lovely posh ship
He stood on the deck and his face turned green