Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Ollie loved a drop of sherry
It always left him feeling merry
Best of all of course was brandy

[GrannyMac]

Ollie loved a drop of sherry
It always left him feeling merry
Best of all of course was brandy
He always kept a bottle handy 😉

[klondike]

Ollie loved a drop of sherry
It always left him feeling merry
Best of all of course was brandy
He always kept a bottle handy
Or any cocktail served with a cherry

It's odd the things you see in Lidl

[GrannyMac]

Its odd the things you see in Lidl
Polish sausage, a child's toy fiddle

[klondike]

It's odd the things you see in Lidl
Polish sausage, a child's toy fiddle
Plus some of the customers are pretty weird

[GrannyMac]

It's odd the things you see in Lidl
Polish sausage, a child's toy fiddle
Plus some of the customers are pretty weird
The guy in the dress with the purple beard

[Scrumpy]

It's odd the things you see in Lidl
Polish sausage, a child's toy fiddle
Plus some of the customers are pretty weird
The guy in the dress with a purple beard
Is that the store with the aisle in the middle ?


 The nurse said 'Just a little prick'

[klondike]

The nurse said 'Just a little prick'
I apologised and ran out quick

[GrannyMac]

The nurse said 'Just a little prick'
I apologised and ran out quick
Of course I had misunderstood

[Alex]

The nurse said 'Just a little prick'
I apologised and ran out quick
Of course I had misunderstood
The word as from my childhood

[Scrumpy]

The nurse said 'Just a little prick'
I apologised and ran out quick
Of course I had misunderstood 
The word as from my childhood
I guess that's why I'm called 'Thick Mick'

October 17, 2023, 06:36:08 PM

Winnie called 'house' on legs eleven

[Scrumpy]

Winnie called 'house' on legs eleven
Freddie was jealous he needed a seven 

[Alex]

Winnie called 'house' on legs eleven
Freddie was jealous he needed a seven
It was soon 'eyes down' again

[Michael Rolls]

Winnie called 'house' on legs eleven
Freddie was jealous he needed a seven
It was soon 'eyes down' again
The hope of a prize drove him insane

[Scrumpy]

Winnie called 'house' on legs eleven
Freddie was jealous he needed a seven
It was soon 'eyes down' again
The hope of a prize drove him insane
It was Ethel who won the two nights in Devon


Cyril found a tenner laying on the street