Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

The rain has stopped it's dry at last
It's time to put on the clouts we cast
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

The rain has stopped it's dry at last
It's time to put on the clouts we cast
Wait. Oh no it's started snowing

GrannyMac

The rain has stopped it's dry at last
It's time to put on the clouts we cast
Wait. Oh no it's started snowing
Climate change? There is no knowing

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

The rain has stopped it's dry at last
It's time to put on the clouts we cast
Wait. Oh no it's started snowing
Climate change? There is no knowing
I'll build my ark and raise the mast

Oh blast I need another starter

GrannyMac

Oh blast I need another starter
Thats the rule, its in the charter
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

Oh blast I need another starter
Thats the rule, its in the charter
So no use moaning
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Scrumpy

#1566
Oh blast I need another starter
That's the rule, it's in the charter
So no use moaning
 at Alex .. or groaning
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

Oh blast I need another starter
That's the rule, it's in the charter
So no use moaning
or at Alex .. groaning
Because she lost her scarlet garter


There was a young man from Pitlochry
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

There was a young man from Pitlochry
I wish he wasn't said I with a sigh

Alex

There was a young man from Pitlochry
I wish he wasn't said I with a sigh
It's got to rhyme

klondike

There was a young man from Pitlochry
I wish he wasn't said I with a sigh
It's got to rhyme
So I had a tough time
And almost started to cry

He got in his car and moved to Dunbar

Scrumpy

He got in his car and moved to Dunbar
His wife didn't go.. said 'It's too far'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac


He got in his car and moved to Dunbar
His wife didn't go.. said 'It's too far'
So she waited alone
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

He got in his car and moved to Dunbar
His wife didn't go.. said 'It's too far'
So she waited alone
Hoping he'd phone

Scrumpy


He got in his car and moved to Dunbar
His wife didn't go .. said 'It's too far'
So she waited alone
Hoping he'd phone
But she ,never again, saw his car

Mabel was driving up a One Way Street
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..