Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Alex , you forgot again
You had a new first line to pen
It could be an age thing.. very sad.

[klondike]

Alex , you forgot again
You had a new first line to pen
It could be an age thing.. very sad
Yep - it's driving us all mad

[GrannyMac]

Alex , you forgot again
You had a new first line to pen
It could be an age thing.. very sad
Yep - it's driving us all mad
Sorry, this time its 0/10! 

              XxxxxxxX

A forgetful old girl from the Wirral

[Alex]

A forgetful old girl from the Wirral
Had a next door neighbour called Cyril

[Scrumpy]

A forgetful old girl from the Wirral
Had a next door neighbour called Cyril
But she called him Fred ,Bert, Harry

[Alex]

A forgetful old girl from the Wirral
Had a next door neighbour called Cyril
But she called him Fred ,Bert, Harry
And sometimes even Larry

[Michael Rolls]

A forgetful old girl from the Wirral
Had a next door neighbour called Cyril
But she called him Fred ,Bert, Harry
And sometimes even Larry
For she had the IQ of a squirrel


A brilliant young painter from Kent

[Diasi]

A brilliant young painter from Kent
Whose friends all thought he was bent

[Michael Rolls]

A brilliant young painter from Kent
Whose friends all thought he was bent
So they left him alone

[Scrumpy]

A brilliant young painter from Kent
Whose friends all thought he was bent
So they left him alone
Except Harold ,who was prone

[Alex]

A brilliant young painter from Kent
Whose friends all thought he was bent
So they left him alone
Except Harold ,who was prone
To queers with unusual scents


A wise old vicar from Poole

[Michael Rolls]

A wise old vicar from Poole
Was clearly nobody's fool

[klondike]

A wise old vicar from Poole
Was clearly nobody's fool
He doubled the size of his offertory plate

[Michael Rolls]

A wise old vicar from Poole
Was clearly nobody's fool
He doubled the size of his offertory plate
And installed a turnstile at the church gate

[klondike]

A wise old vicar from Poole
Was clearly nobody's fool
He doubled the size of his offertory plate
And installed a turnstile at the church gate
No nobody disturbs his time by the pool

The rain has stopped it's dry at last