Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Bertha and Fred got married today 
While their kids went out to play
She was dressed all in white

[Michael Rolls]

Bertha and Fred got married today
While their kids went out to play
She was dressed all in white
And got quite tight

[Scrumpy]

Bertha and Fred got married today
While their kids went out to play
She was dressed all in white
And got quite tight
So, another kid is on the way

[klondike]

Crabby was lounging in Goa
Wearing only a pink feather boa  (sorry it's two but I couldn't resist)

[Michael Rolls]

Crabby was lounging in Goa
Wearing only a pink feather boa
when asked why this was

[GrannyMac]

Crabby was lounging in Goa
Wearing only a pink feather boa
When asked why this was
He said, after a pause..

[Scrumpy]

Crabby was lounging in Goa
Wearing only a pink feather boa
When asked why this was
He said, after a pause...
' To surprise Scrumpy on face to face blower'

[Ashy]

They played snakes and ladders

[klondike]

They played snakes and ladders
And fought with pigs bladders

[Michael Rolls]

They played snakes and ladders
And fought with pigs bladders
And if one should burst

[GrannyMac]

They played snakes and ladders
And fought with pigs bladders
And if one should burst
They felt they'd been cursed

[Michael Rolls]

They played snakes and ladders
And fought with pigs bladders
And if one should burst
They felt they'd been cursed
And felt they'd been bitten by adders

[Scrumpy]

The bin men did the rounds today

[klondike]

The bin men did the rounds today
Taking all that junk away

[Michael Rolls]

The bin men did the rounds today
Taking all that junk away
inside their smelly van