Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Lilli tottered and down she fell
She'd tripped over Isabell
And then what was heard
Were some very rude words
Including 'you can go to hell'.

Those were aimed at a helpful bloke
Who had been at his door just having a smoke
When the women fell at his feet

[Mups]

Those were aimed at a helpful bloke
Who had been at his door just having a smoke
When the women fell at his feet 
In the  busy street

[Scrumpy]

Those were aimed at a helpful bloke
Who had been at his door having a smoke
When the woman fell at his feet
In the busy street
There just ain't  no helping some folk

Yesterday at 04:55:15 PM
When Ethel was trying to reverse the car
She took out the bumper of the car next door
She went this way and that
Nearly killed a stray cat

[Ruthio]

When Ethel was trying to reverse the car
She took out the bumper of the car next door
She went this way and that
Nearly killed a stray cat
Her situation was deadly and somewhat bizarre

[Mups]

There was a beggar there all alone
Sat in a doorway, using his phone
With his cap on the floor
And leaning on the door
So how could he afford his fags and a phone!


Waiting at the Doc's to be called in
Fred got out of his pocket a bottle of Gin