Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

The bin men did the rounds today
Taking all that junk away
inside their smelly van
Driven by a pongy man

[Michael Rolls]

The bin men did the rounds today
Taking all that junk away
inside their smelly van
Driven by a pongy man
Whose wife kept him at bay

[Scrumpy]

Come on Micheal.. Write the first line..

[Michael Rolls]

Oh, OK

There was a young lady from Dundee

[klondike]

There was a young lady from Dundee
She looked a real cracker to me

[GrannyMac]

There was a young woman from Dundee
She looked a real cracker to me
She looked into meh ehs
And said y'ken I love pehs
Or a bridie'll dae, wi a wee cuppie tea.



(Meh/my/ehs/eyes, pehs/pies; ken/know, dae/do.  All in best Dundonese!)

Apologies, I just had to finish it.

[Michael Rolls]

you are forgiven - your turn

[Scrumpy]

A seagull nicked one of Bertie's chips 

[GrannyMac]

A seagull nicked one of Bertie's chips
It dive bombed and almost pecked his lips

[klondike]

A seagull nicked one of Bertie's chips
It dive bombed and almost pecked his lips
Poor Bertie yelled and shook his fist

[Michael Rolls]

A seagull nicked one of Bertie's chips
It dive bombed and almost pecked his lips
Poor Bertie yelled and shook his fist
'I'll get you yet, you scum' he hissed

[GrannyMac]

A seagull nicked one of Bertie's chips
It dive bombed and almost pecked his lips
Poor Bertie yelled and shook his fist
'I'll get you yet, you scum' he hissed
You're number one on my hit list!

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An old girl from Ryl, name of Lil

[Michael Rolls]

An old girl from Ryl, name of Lil
Was too puffed to climb up the hill

[klondike]

An old girl from Ryl, name of Lil
Was too puffed to climb up the hill
So hitched a ride on a passing cart

[Scrumpy]

An old girl from Ryl, name of Lil
Was too puffed to climb up the hill
So hitched a ride on a passing cart
The horse dropped dead.. with a strained heart.