Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

A penniless teacher of French
One day thought his thirst he would quench
He opened a can
But oh my!! Out ran ....
A rat.. with a terrible stench.


Mabel reversed her car with a 'bang' 

[klondike]

Mabel reversed her car with a 'bang'
Oh no. Not again. Not another prang.

[Alex]

Mabel reversed her car with a 'bang'
Oh no. Not again. Not another prang.
This made seven

[Michael Rolls]

Mabel reversed her car with a 'bang'
Oh no. Not again. Not another prang.
This made seven
She'll never get to heaven

[Scrumpy]

Mabel reversed her car with a 'bang'
Oh no .Not again. Not another prang.
This made seven
Shell never go to Heaven
But to Hell with the rest of the gang


A Seagull swooped down and took Alfie's chips

[Alex]

A Seagull swooped down and took Alfie's chips
He reached up an arm to give it a clip

[klondike]

A Seagull swooped down and took Alfie's chips
He reached up an arm to give it a clip
It returned to give his nose a peck

[Scrumpy]

A seagull swooped down and took Alfie's chips
He reached up an arm to give it a clip
It returned to give his nose a peck
But aimed for the jugular on his neck

[Alex]

A seagull swooped down and took Alfie's chips
He reached up an arm to give it a clip
It returned to give his nose a peck
But aimed for the jugular on his neck
'Gerrof me chips' the last word from poor Alfie's lips

[Scrumpy]

Alex, get your arse over here and start a new line
You have forgotten to do this many a time

[klondike]

Alex, get your arse over here and start a new line
You have forgotten to do this many a time
Patience, patience Scrumpy dear
We'll get this sorted have no fear

[GrannyMac]

Alex, get your arse over here and start a new line
You have forgotten to do this many a time
Patience, patience Scrumpy dear
We'll get this sorted have no fear
We could try bribing her with cocktails or 🍸gin and lime? 

                ***** ***** *****

We all get forgetful as time marches on

[klondike]

We all get forgetful as time marches on
I had a great rhyme but now it has gone

[Alex]

We all get forgetful as time marches on
I had a great rhyme but now it has gone
Memory fails as we get old

[Michael Rolls]

We all get forgetful as time marches on
I had a great rhyme but now it has gone
Memory fails as we get old
We even end up not very bold