Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Betty had a run in her stocking,
Her house was damp and the drains kept blocking
Never one to wear a frown
she hid the run with a long red gown
But the smell from those drains was shocking!


Oh goody it's Friday tomorrow

[klondike]

Oh goody it's Friday tomorrow
Be gettibg my paypacket full of dough

[Michael Rolls]

Oh goody it's Friday tomorrow
Be gettibg my paypacket full of dough
I'll make it last til Tuesday

[GrannyMac]

Oh goody it's Friday tomorrow
Be getting my paypacket full of dough
I'll make it last til Tuesday
Then scrimp til the next payday

[Michael Rolls]

Oh goody it's Friday tomorrow
Be getting my paypacket full of dough
I'll make it last til Tuesday
Then scrimp til the next payday
Then the rent money I will blow


A terribly posh girl from Preston

[klondike]

A terribly posh girl from Preston
Was a huge fan of Charlton Heston

[Michael Rolls]

A terribly posh girl from Preston
Was a huge fan of Charlton Heston
So she watched 'El Cid'

[klondike]

A terribly posh girl from Preston
Was a huge fan of Charlton Heston
So she watched 'El Cid'
And nearly swooned as she did

[Michael Rolls]

A terribly posh girl from Preston
Was a huge fan of Charlton Heston
So she watched 'El Cid'
And nearly swooned as she did
Just as well she had a warm vest on


A very keen student of horses

[Alex]

A very keen student of horses
Was asked to join Special Forces

[Scrumpy]

A very keen student of horses
Was asked to join Special Forces
Up high she sat 
 On a handsome black

[Michael Rolls]

A very keen student of horses
Was asked to join Special Forces
Up high she sat
 On a handsome black
And came first on all of the courses


A penniless teacher of French

[GrannyMac]

A penniless teacher of French
One day thought his thirst he would quench

[Alex]

A penniless teacher of French
One day thought his thirst he would quench
He opened a can

[Ruthio]

A penniless teacher of French
One day thought his thirst he would quench
He opened a can
But oh my! Out ran....🤯