Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy

We all get forgetful as time marches on
I had a great rhyme but now it has gone
Memory fades as we get old
We even end up not very bold
I have forgotten who I am.. so will remain anon

Let's write a limerick, one line at a time


Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Diasi

Let's write a limerick, one line at a time
You do your's & I'll do mine
Make every day count, each day is precious.
"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal".  (Cassandra)
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GrannyMac

Let's write a limerick, one line at a time
You do your's & I'll do mine
A bit of a joke, a double meaning


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Let's write a limerick, one line at a time
You do your's & I'll do mine
A bit of a joke, a double meaning
Phil's around it might need cleaning

GrannyMac

Let's write a limerick, one line at a time
You do your's & I'll do mine
A bit of a joke, a double meaning
Phil's around it might need cleaning
But if its funny, it'll be just fine 🙂



A fusty old farmer from Rhyl


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

A fusty old farmer from Rhyl
Had bought a little blue pill

Alex

A fusty old farmer from Rhyl
Had bought a little blue pill
He took it to bed

Scrumpy

A fusty old farmer from Rhyl
Had bought a little blue pill
He took it to bed
Excited at what was ahead
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

A fusty old farmer from Rhyl
Had bought a little blue pill
He took it to bed
Excited at what was ahead
But dozed off quite quickly - no thrill


An unlucky parson from Ealing
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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klondike

An unlucky parson from Ealing
Had a problem rising from kneeling

Michael Rolls

An unlucky parson from Ealing
Had a problem rising from kneeling
So his daily devotiond
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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Ruthio

An unlucky parson from Ealing
Had a problem rising from kneeling
So his daily devotion
Was an impossible notion

Michael Rolls

An unlucky parson from Ealing
Had a problem rising from kneeling
So his daily devotion
Was an impossible notion
So he sobbed out his problem with feeling

A young ballet dancer from Crieff
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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GrannyMac

A young ballet dancer from Crieff
Ate little but carrots and beef
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

A young ballet dancer from Crieff
Ate little but carrots and beef
So her muscles were strong
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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