Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Oh bugger! said Alex I've done it again
The others will think me a bit of a pain

[klondike]

Oh bugger! said Alex I've done it again
The others will think me a bit of a pain
Not me said klondike I screw it up too

[Scrumpy]

Oh bugger! said Alex I've done it again
The others will think me a bit of a pain
Not me said Klondike I screw it up too
Nor me said Scrumpy I'm a silly old moo

[Scrumpy]

Oh bugger ! said Alex I've done it again
The others will think me a bit of a pain
Not me said Klondike I screw it up too
Nor me said Scrumpy I'm a silly old moo
But Michael has done it .. such a shame


Bill had one leg longer than the other

[klondike]

Bill had one leg longer than the other
Exactly opposite to his older brother

[Scrumpy]

Bill had one leg longer than the other
Exactly opposite to his older brother
Their younger brother had two short legs

[klondike]

Bill had one leg longer than the other
Exactly opposite to his older brother
Their younger brother had two short legs
Little more than stumpy pegs

[Scrumpy]

Bill had one leg longer than the other
Exactly opposite to his older brother
Their younger brother had two short legs
Little more than stumpy pegs
They never mention their 6ft mother

Ethel was off to the Bingo at seven

[klondike]

Ethel was off to the Bingo at seven
That's what she told her hubby Kevin

[Alex]

Ethel was off to the Bingo at seven
That's what she told her hubby Kevin
In fact she was meeting the local bobby

[klondike]

Ethel was off to the Bingo at seven
That's what she told her hubby Kevin
In fact she was meeting the local bobby
So they could indulge in their favourite hobby

[Scrumpy]

Ethel was off to the Bingo at seven
That's what she told her husband Kevin
In fact she was meeting the local bobby
So they could indulge in their favourite hobby
Something that was 'made in heaven '


Betty had a run in her stocking

[GrannyMac]

Betty had a run in her stocking,
Her house was damp and the drains kept blocking

[klondike]

Betty had a run in her stocking,
Her house was damp and the drains kept blocking
Never one to wear a frown

[Michael Rolls]

Betty had a run in her stocking,
Her house was damp and the drains kept blocking
Never one to wear a frown
she hid the run with a long red gown