Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Karen is always on her phone
and that's why she's always alone
An hour on Facebook then three on Twitter
No man and no job, she's feeling bitter

[Alex]

Karen is always on her phone
and that's why she's always alone
An hour on Facebook then three on Twitter
No man and no job, she's feeling bitter
She's off down the pub now to have a good moan


There was an old frau from Berlin

[GrannyMac]

There was an old frau from Berlin
Who was very partial to gin

[Michael Rolls]

There was an old frau from Berlin
Who was very partial to gin
one glass at noon, another at five

[GrannyMac]

There was an old frau from Berlin
Who was very partial to gin
one glass at noon, another at five
The tonic she swore kept her alive

[Michael Rolls]

There was an old frau from Berlin
Who was very partial to gin
one glass at noon, another at five
The tonic she swore kept her alive
And enabled her to upset her kin

A desperate young man from Dundee

[Scrumpy]

A desperate young man from Dundee
Went on a blind date on Monday  

[klondike]

A desperate young man from Dundee
Went on a blind date on Monday 
He got a surprise

[Scrumpy]

A desperate man from Dundee
Went on a blind date on Monday
He got a surprise
When he looked into her eyes

[Alex]

A desperate man from Dundee
Went on a blind date on Monday
He got a surprise
When he looked into her eyes
And she said can I sit on your knee

A fortune teller from Neath

[GrannyMac]

A fortune teller from Neath
Said she could tell the future from teeth

[Scrumpy]

A fortune teller from Neath
Said she could tell the future from teeth
In the post they were sent...

[GrannyMac]

A fortune teller from Neath
Said she could tell the future from teeth
In the post they were sent...
From a now gummy gent

[Alex]

A fortune teller from Neath
Said she could tell the future from teeth
In the post they were sent...
From a now gummy gent
Whose toffee box became obsolete

[klondike]

Oh bugger! Said Alex I've done it again