Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

There was an old man from Crewe
Who was far too impatient to queue
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Diasi

There was an old man from Crewe
Who was far too impatient to queue
But one day in the shop
Make every day count, each day is precious.
"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal".  (Cassandra)
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Alex

There was an old man from Crewe
Who was far too impatient to queue
But one day in the shop
He stood to eavesdrop

Alex


klondike

I was on wrong page.

There was an old man from Crewe
Who was far too impatient to queue
But one day in the shop
He stood to eavesdrop
When he spotted somebody he knew

William bunked off school one day

Alex

William bunked off school one day
Deciding that he wanted to play

GrannyMac

William bunked off school one day
Deciding that he wanted to play
His mum found out
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

William bunked off school one day
Deciding that he wanted to play
His mum found out
And gave him a clout

Michael Rolls

William bunked off school one day
Deciding that he wanted to play
His mum found out
And gave him a clout
'Child abuse William did shout

A tree-hugging Green from Port Talbot
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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Alex

A tree-hugging Green from Port Talbot
Went to London to met Diane Abbott

klondike

A tree-hugging Green from Port Talbot
Went to London to meet Diane Abbott
She got it all wrong and went to his place

GrannyMac

A tree-hugging Green from Port Talbot
Went to London to meet Diane Abbott
She got it all wrong and went to his place
But she didn't care by the look on her face

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

A tree-hugging Green from Port Talbot
Went to London to meet Diane Abbott
She got it all wrong and went to his place
But she didn't care by the look on her face
After all wrong is her habit

Karen is always on her phone

Michael Rolls

Karen is always on her phone
and that's why she' always alone
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

Karen is always on her phone
and that's why she's always alone
An hour on Facebook then three on Twitter