Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

There once was a jolly old buffer
Whose life couldnt be any tougher
but despite all of that
He went on to breed cats

[Diasi]

Whose life couldnt be any tougher
but despite all of that
We went on to breed cats
Who always sat on the mats.

[Alex]

There once was a jolly old buffer
Whose life couldnt be any tougher
But despite all of that
He went on to breed cats
Not bad for a grumpy old duffer.

There once was a cyclist from London

[Michael Rolls]

There once was a cyclist from London
Who had problems getting his shorts on

[klondike]

There once was a cyclist from London
Who had problems getting his shorts on
Tug as he might

[Alex]

There once was a cyclist from London
Who had problems getting his shorts on
Tug as he might
They were just too tight

[Michael Rolls]

There once was a cyclist from London
Who had problems getting his shorts on
Tug as he might
They were just too tight
So he just gave up an put trews on

there was a tall person from Louth

[Alex]

There was a tall person from Louth
Who went on a coach trip down south

[klondike]

There was a tall person from Louth
Who went on a coach trip down south
His legroom was bad

[GrannyMac]

There was a tall person from Louth
Who went on a coach trip down south
His legroom was bad
The cramp drove him mad

[Michael Rolls]

There was a tall person from Louth
Who went on a coach trip down south
His legroom was bad
The cramp drove him mad
and he bit the inside of his mouth

There once was a very keen copper

[Alex]

There once was a very keen copper
Whose truncheon was an absolute whopper

[Diasi]

There once was a very keen copper
Whose truncheon was an absolute whopper
He'd often get it out

[klondike]

There once was a very keen copper
Whose truncheon was an absolute whopper
He'd often get it out
And give anyone a clout

[Alex]

There once was a very keen copper
Whose truncheon was an absolute whopper
He'd often get it out
And give anyone a clout
That action of course deemed improper

There was an old man from Crewe