Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

Russell was perming his chest hair
Before heading out to a Pride fair
where he hoped to meet friends
And set some new trends
And if someone moaned, he just wouldn't care


A penniless pensioner from Fife

[GrannyMac]

A penniless pensioner from Fife
Thought he'd like a rich wife

[Michael Rolls]

A penniless pensioner from Fife
Thought he'd like a rich wife
So he took out an ad

[klondike]

A penniless pensioner from Fife
Thought he'd like a rich wife
So he took out an ad
And was scolded by his dad

[Alex]

 A penniless pensioner from Fife
Thought he'd like a rich wife
So he took out an ad
And was scolded by his dad
Who said it would only bring strife


King Charles has gone to Paris

[klondike]

King Charles has gone to Paris
A chat with Macron in the Elysee Palace

[Alex]

King Charles has gone to Paris
A chat with Macron in the Elysee Palace
Camilla all in pink

[klondike]

King Charles has gone to Paris
A chat with Macron in the Elysee Palace
Camilla all in pink
Charlie too. That'll make 'em think.

[GrannyMac]

King Charles has gone to Paris
A chat with Macron in the Elysee Palace
Camilla all in pink
Charlie too. That'll make 'em think
Now they're wondering where their car is?

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Yesterday, Dave got soaked by the rain

[klondike]

Yesterday, Dave got soaked by the rain
He forgot his brolly, what a pain

[Michael Rolls]

Yesterday, Dave got soaked by the rain
He forgot his brolly, what a pain
As shoes started to squelch

[GrannyMac]

Yesterday, Dave got soaked by the rain
He forgot his brolly, what a pain
As shoes started to squelch
He thought he was Welsh

[Michael Rolls]

Yesterday, Dave got soaked by the rain
He forgot his brolly, what a pain
As shoes started to squelch
He thought he was Welsh
But he wasn't - just insane


There once was a jolly old buffer

[Alex]

There once was a jolly old buffer
Whose life couldnt be any tougher

[Michael Rolls]

There once was a jolly old buffer
Whose life couldnt be any tougher
but despite all of that