Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

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klondike

A man who ate little but bread
Was warned he'd soon be dead

Michael Rolls

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Quote from: GrannyMac on April 06, 2023, 07:11:56 AMI was editing Mike, its there now 👍🏽
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April 06, 2023, 09:11:34 AM
A man who ate little but bread
Was warned he'd soon be dead
He said 'I should care'
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Scrumpy


A man who ate little but bread
Was warned he'd soon be dead
He said' I should care'
Full of yeast he rose up in the air
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

A man who ate little but bread
Was warned he'd soon be dead
He said' I should care'
Full of yeast he rose up in the air
And on the ceiling banged his head

A desperate man from Dundee
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

A desperate man from Dundee
Cried loudly "Oh woh is me"

klondike

A desperate man from Dundee
Cried loudly "Oh woh is me"
"The wind is so chilly"                               :evil:

klondike

A desperate man from Dundee
Cried loudly "Oh woh is me"
"The wind is so chilly"        
"Wearing no coat is plain silly"         

Michael Rolls

A desperate man from Dundee
Cried loudly "Oh woh is me"
"The wind is so chilly"       
"Wearing no coat is plain silly"
'You might as well swim in the sea'


A foolish young fellow from Harrow
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

A foolish young fellow from Harrow
Tried to grow a forty pound marrow

Scrumpy


A foolish young fellow from Harrow
Tried to grow a forty pound marrow
 It started off as a pip
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

A foolish young fellow from Harrow
Tried to grow a forty pound marrow
 It started off as a pip
And ended up in a skip
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

A foolish young fellow from Harrow
Tried to grow a forty pound marrow
 It started off as a pip
And ended up in a skip
For it grew far too skinny and narrow

Norman crashed his car last night

Michael Rolls

Norman crashed his car last night
By turning left instead of right
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

Norman crashed his car last night
By turning left instead of right
He  clipped poor Brian's new shiny mini

GrannyMac

Norman crashed his car last night
By turning left instead of right
He  clipped poor Brian's new shiny mini
Its a Jazz, not a mini, you ninny
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖