Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

An ex-president name of Trump
Was told he was for the high jump
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

An ex-president name of Trump
In court looked a right old grump

Michael Rolls

An ex-president name of Trump
In court looked a right old grump
When told he must  plead
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

An ex-president name of Trump
In court looked a right old grump
When told he must  plead
He paid them no heed

Scrumpy

#124

An ex president name of Trump
In court looked a right old grump
When told he must plead
He paid them no head
But paid Stormy Daniels a big lump



April 05, 2023, 11:51:48 AM

I lost the key to open the Spam
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

I lost the key to open the Spam
Lord be praised cried my old man

GrannyMac

I lost the key to open the Spam
Lord be praised cried my old man
I tried to use a knife






(Oi klondike, was my line not good enough for you in the Trump limerick?)
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

I lost the key to open the Spam
Lord be praised cried my old man
I tried to use a knife
But I'm a clumsy old wife
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

#128
Quote from: GrannyMac on April 05, 2023, 12:47:40 PM(Oi klondike, was my line not good enough for you in the Trump limerick?)
Sorry I must have been on the wrong page. Thats the trouble with using the new button and not exercising due diligence.

I lost the key to open the Spam
Lord be praised cried my old man
I tried to use a knife
But I'm a clumsy old wife
So we'll be having bread and jam

Another starter now he cried

GrannyMac

Another starter now he cried
When many tins of soup he spied
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Another starter now he cried
When many tins of soup he spied
Some were large and some were small

Michael Rolls

Another starter now he cried
When many tins of soup he spied
Some were large and some were small
and some weren't there at all
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

GrannyMac

#132
Another starter now he cried
When many tins of soup he spied
Some were large and some were small
and some weren't there at all
He stared so hard he went boss eyed. 🤪

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A man who ate little but bread
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

GrannyMac

I was editing Mike, its there now 👍🏽
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖