Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Scrumpy shaved one leg today
The trimmings are stored like a bale of hay
Enough for a mattress,  a pillow or two
All were amazed how fast it grew
She plans to do the other next May. 😄

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An election might happen next year

[Alex]

An election might happen next year
A wipe out for the Tories I hear

[Michael Rolls]

An election might happen next year
A wipe out for the Tories I hear
Nutty Labour begin to gloat

[Alex]

An election might happen next year
A wipe out for the Tories I hear
Nutty Labour begin to gloat
Knowing many will give them their vote

[Michael Rolls]

An election might happen next year
A wipe out for the Tories I hear
Nutty Labour begin to gloat
Knowing many will give them their vote
and once they're in, we'll know fear

A charming young fellow from Skye

[GrannyMac]

A charming young fellow from Skye
Had everything money could buy

[Alex]

A charming young fellow from Skye
Had everything money could buy
He took a ferry to Harris

[Michael Rolls]

A charming young fellow from Skye
Had everything money could buy
He took a ferry to Harris
As he was bored with Paris

[klondike]

A charming young fellow from Skye
Had everything money could buy
He took a ferry to Harris
As he was bored with Paris
Got soaked but now he is dry

They've put up a portrait of Sunak

[Alex]

They've put up a portrait of Sunak
The man is as slithery as Lurpak    (sorry  )

[klondike]

They've put up a portrait of Sunak
The man is as slithery as Lurpak 
At least we know it won't fade the paper

[GrannyMac]

They've put up a portrait of Sunak
The man is as slithery as Lurpak 
At least we know it won't fade the paper
I hope it puts a stop to his caper

[klondike]

They've put up a portrait of Sunak
The man is as slithery as Lurpak
At least we know it won't fade the paper
I hope it puts a stop to his caper
Sadly next for the wall is a tasteless plaque

Theresa's memoir will soon be out

[Michael Rolls]

Theresa's memoir will soon be out
And when it is her friends will shout

[Alex]

Theresa's memoir will soon be out
And when it is her friends will shout
Disregarding her dire reign