Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

Theresa's memoir will soon be out
And when it is her friends will shout
Disregarding her dire reign
Just hope 'never again!'

[Alex]

Theresa's memoir will soon be out
And when it is her friends will shout
Disregarding her dire reign
Just hope 'never again!'
Another disaster without a doubt.

The was a young lady from Keswick

[klondike]

The was a young lady from Keswick
Whose intelligence rating was "thick"

[Alex]

The was a young lady from Keswick
Whose intelligence rating was "thick"
She dyed her hair blonde

[klondike]

There was a young lady from Keswick
Whose intelligence rating was "thick"
She died her hair blonde
Then off to town swanned

[Alex]

There was a young lady from Keswick
Whose intelligence rating was "thick"
She died her hair blonde
Then off to town swanned
To meet up with Cumbria Mick.

[klondike]

Alex left us with no new start line

[Alex]

Alex left us with no new start line
I know I do it every time

[klondike]

Alex left us with no new start line
I know I do it every time
You need to find one hard to rhyme

[Alex]

Alex left us with no new start line
I know I do it every time
You need to find one hard to rhyme
But they don't 'de dum de dum' every time.

[klondike]

Alex left us with no new start line
I know I do it every time
You need to find one hard to rhyme
But they don't 'de dum de dum' every time
Some are awful - close to a crime

A bonney young lassie from Glasgow

[Alex]

A bonnie young lassie from Glasgow
Took her poodle along to a dog show

[Michael Rolls]

A bonnie young lassie from Glasgow
Took her poodle along to a dog show
but her pooch bit the judge

[GrannyMac]

A bonnie young lassie from Glasgow
Took her poodle along to a dog show
but her pooch bit the judge
So she gave in a nudge

[Michael Rolls]

A bonnie young lassie from Glasgow
Took her poodle along to a dog show
but her pooch bit the judge
So she gave it a nudge
For falling so low


A reckless young cyclist from Kent