Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Old Brenda loved a G & T
They helped her forget her dodgy knee
She'd have one at noon and one at three
Then fall asleep whilst watching TV
Those drinks. Oh dear. A surprise pee.

Stacey is quitting the Co-Op

[Scrumpy]

Stacey is quitting the Co-op
A joint was found under her top

[GrannyMac]

Stacey is quitting the Co-op
A joint was found under her top
Not beef but some hash

[klondike]

Stacey is quitting the Co-op
A joint was found under her top
Not beef but some hash
Now it pongs and will need a wash

[Alex]

Stacey is quitting the Co-op
A joint was found under her top
Not beef but some hash
Now it pongs and will need a wash
For when Stacy goes out on the pop.

[klondike]

Alex forgot to start a new line
So I've rescued the day by adding mine

[Scrumpy]

Alex forgot to start a new line
So I've rescued the day by adding mine
She fell asleep, been up all night
Scratching a spot where something did bite

[Alex]

Alex forgot to start a new line
So I've rescued the day by adding mine
She fell asleep, been up all night
Scratching a spot where something did bite
Gin & Tonic in hand now everything's fine.


An old fart appeared

[GrannyMac]

An old fart appeared
He was scratching his beard

[Michael Rolls]

An old fart appeared
He was scratching his beard
Hoping to stop itching

[Scrumpy]

An old fart appeared
He was scratching his beard
Hoping to stop itching
 found some Borwicks Bicarb in the kitchen

[GrannyMac]

An old fart appeared
He was scratching his beard
Hoping to stop itching
 found some Borwicks Bicarb in the kitchen
And when it stopped, he cheered!

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Scrumpy shaved one leg today

[klondike]

Scrumpy shaved one leg today
The trimmings are stored like a bale of hay

[Scrumpy]

Scrumpy shaved one leg today
The trimmings are stored like a bale of hay
Enough for a mattress,  a pillow or two

[klondike]

Scrumpy shaved one leg today
The trimmings are stored like a bale of hay
Enough for a mattress,  a pillow or two
All were amazed how fast it grew