Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Alexa said it will rain at ten
And eleven, and twelve, and then again

[klondike]

Alexa said it will rain at ten
And eleven, and twelve, and then again
She's wrong so far. The sun is shining

[Scrumpy]

Alexa said it will rain at ten
Ans eleven, and twelve, and then again
She's wrong so far, the sun is shining
Over the way is a silver lining

[GrannyMac]

Alexa said it will rain at ten
And eleven, and twelve, and then again
She's wrong so far, the sun is shining
Over the way is a silver lining
And now she's singing, Its Raining Men!

        **********

Peter got his energy bill

[Alex]

Peter got his energy bill
His usage though was shown as Nil

[klondike]

Peter got his energy bill
His usage though was shown as Nil
He'd been fiddling with the meter

[Alex]

Peter got his energy bill
His usage though was shown as Nil
He'd been fiddling with the meter
So our Peter was a cheater

[klondike]

Peter got his energy bill
His usage though was shown as Nil
He'd been fiddling with the meter
So our Peter was a cheater
He'll be caught - be sure he will

A fed up oldie sailed a dinghy to France

[Scrumpy]

A fed up oldie sailed a dinghy to France
 He passed hundreds of others taking a chance

[klondike]

A fed up oldie sailed a dinghy to France
He passed hundreds of others taking a chance
They were all headed the opposite way

[Michael Rolls]

A fed up oldie sailed a dinghy to France
He passed hundreds of others taking a chance
They were all headed the opposite way
And told him they were going to stay

[GrannyMac]

A fed up oldie sailed a dinghy to France
He passed hundreds of others taking a chance
They were all headed the opposite way
And told him they were going to stay
On the streets paved with gold they planned to dance.

         **********

Old Brenda loved a G & T

[klondike]

Old Brenda loved a G & T
They helped her forget her dodgy knee

[Michael Rolls]

Old Brenda loved a G & T
They helped her forget her dodgy knee
She'd have one at noon and one at three

[GrannyMac]

Old Brenda loved a G & T
They helped her forget her dodgy knee
She'd have one at noon and one at three
Then fall asleep whilst watching TV