Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Michael Rolls

A peculiar stranger rode into town
His very oddness made people frown
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Scrumpy

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A peculiar stranger rode into town
His very oddness made people frown
He said he was sent to teach
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

A peculiar stranger rode into town
His very oddness made people frown
He said he was sent to teach
But gave the impression it was more to preach

Scrumpy

A peculiar stranger rode into town
His very oddness made people frown
He said he was sent to teach
But gave the impression it was more to preach
And was proved to be a 'know all' clown
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


Sally put her best frock on and red shoes upon her feet
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Sally put her best frock on and red shoes upon her feet
With face made up, hair nicely coiffed, she looked a perfect treat
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Sally put her best frock on and red shoes upon her feet
With face made up, hair nicely coiffed, she looked a perfect treat
What have you forgotten? Some wretch snickers

Scrumpy

Sally put her best frock on and red shoes upon her feet
With face made up,hair nicely coiffed, she looked a perfect treat
What have you forgotten ? Some wretch snickers
'My hat's not red, so it's not my knickers '
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

Sally put her best frock on and red shoes upon her feet
With face made up,hair nicely coiffed, she looked a perfect treat
What have you forgotten ? Some wretch snickers
'My hat's not red, so it's not my knickers '
with that confirmed she went to her meet


There was a poor man from Dunedin
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Scrumpy

Dunedin.. I am not sure how to pronounce that name.
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

There was a poor man from Dunedin
Whose nose was continually bleeding

Michael Rolls

There was a poor man from Dunedin
Whose nose was continually bleeding
When aske why this was
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Alex

There was a poor man from Dunedin
Whose nose was continually bleeding
When asked why this was
He replied 'ask my boss'

Scrumpy


There was a poor man from Dunedin
Whose nose was continually bleeding
When asked why this was
He replied 'ask my boss'
'about my pay rise that made him seething'


Alexa said it will rain at ten
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..