Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

Nobody knew were the new vicar came from
He spoke in Welsh but wore a sporran
But without a kilt it was a bit twee

[klondike]

Nobody knew were the new vicar came from
He spoke in Welsh but wore a sporran
But without a kilt it was a bit twee
At least it covered the bits that were hanging  free

[GrannyMac]

Nobody knew were the new vicar came from
He spoke in Welsh but wore a sporran
But without a kilt it was a bit twee
At least it covered the bits that were hanging  free
What they bargained for, they got more than! 

       *******.    *******

Mary's pet was a miniature goat

[Michael Rolls]

Mary's pet was a miniature goat
So small it hid in her coat

[klondike]

Mary's pet was a miniature goat
So small she hid it in her coat
I know that's true I heard it bleating

[Michael Rolls]

Mary's pet was a miniature goat
So small she hid it in her coat
I know that's true I heard it bleating
She even took it to a meeting

[GrannyMac]

Mary's pet was a miniature goat
So small she hid it in her coat
I know that's true I heard it bleating
She even took it to a meeting
The chairman let it have a vote.

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Melvin struggled with the heat

[Michael Rolls]

Melvin struggled with the heat
It really knocked him off his feet

[Scrumpy]

Melvin struggled with the heat
It really knocked him off his feet
Over he went in aisle twenty three

[klondike]

Melvin struggled with the heat
It really knocked him off his feet
Over he went in aisle twenty three
Twisting his ankle and his knee

[Scrumpy]

Melvin struggled with the heat
It really knocked him off his feet
Over he went in aisle twenty three 
Twisting his ankle and his knee
He never got to purchase some meat


The doctor said ' Keep taking the pills'

[GrannyMac]

The doctor said 'Keep taking the pills'
They are a cure for all your ills

[klondike]

The doctor said 'Keep taking the pills'
They are a cure for all your ills
Just ignore the voices and that man in the pub

[GrannyMac]

The doctor said 'Keep taking the pills'
They are a cure for all your ills
Just ignore the voices and that man in the pub
The councillors don't get free booze and grub

[klondike]

The doctor said 'Keep taking the pills'
They are a cure for all your ills
Just ignore the voices and that man in the pub
The councillors don't get free booze and grub
Maybe stop paying your daughters bills

A peculiar stranger rode into town