Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Donald loved his ginger hair
He wore it long, he had some flair
But two long plaits seemed rather odd
For a brickie carrying a hod

[Michael Rolls]

Donald loved his ginger hair
He wore it long, he had some flair
But two long plaits seemed rather odd
For a brickie carrying a hod
But Donald just tossed his head and said he just didn't care


Carrie-Anne was a  determined young lass

[GrannyMac]

Carrie-Anne was a determined young lass
She fancied Dave and made a pass

[Michael Rolls]

Carrie-Anne was a determined young lass
She fancied Dave and made a pass
But Dave said 'Nay'

[Scrumpy]

Carrie-Anne was a determined young lass
She fancied Dave and made a pass
But Dave fancied Eric the local brickie

[Michael Rolls]

????

[Scrumpy]

ooop's... Sorry Michael..

[Michael Rolls]

you're forgiven!

[GrannyMac]

Carrie-Anne was a determined young lass
She fancied Dave and made a pass
But Dave fancied Eric the local brickie
Who was prone to throwing a sickie

[klondike]

Carrie-Anne was a determined young lass
She fancied Dave and made a pass
But Dave fancied Eric the local brickie
Who was prone to throwing a sickie
And sadly sometimes passing gas

The scrapman's van was cruising the town

[Michael Rolls]

The scrapman's van was cruising the town
Looking for anything not yet tied down

[klondike]

The scrapman's van was cruising the town
Looking for anything not yet tied down
Broken tellies and a washing machine

[GrannyMac]

The scrapman's van was cruising the town
Looking for anything not yet tied down
Broken tellies and a washing machine
An old bit of fencing, painted green

[Michael Rolls]

The scrapman's van was cruising the town
Looking for anything not yet tied down
Broken tellies and a washing machine
An old bit of fencing, painted green
Which made him utter an obscene noun

Nobody knew where the new vicar came from

[Scrumpy]

Nobody knew were the new vicar came from
He spoke in Welsh but wore a sporran